February 2012
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What's the PC way to say "fat guy"?
‘Cause for ladies, it’s “curvy” or “full figured” but I don’t know a single man on earth who wants to be called that.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
oh I stole a lemon today
callmekitto:
king-blaine:
because I’m a lemon whore.
I KNEW IT HAD BEEN TEN SECONDS SINCE I LOOKED AT MY LEMON TREE D:<
THIS HAS RUINED ME
RUINED ME
MY INNOCENCE
THAT POOR DUCKY
watching the lemon whore porn
callmekitto:
king-blaine:
“gag on his cock you lemon stealing whore!”
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I feel like this porn must have been the result of the following essential components:
a flipcam
egregious amounts of marijuana
a year of improv class
horny feelings
and a lemon tree
callmekitto:
king-blaine:
redridingwiththewolves replied to your post: watching the lemon whore porn
oh my god you’re watching the rest of it JESUS is it any good?
it’s fucking hilarious
“if you do a really good job, i might give you a lemon. BUT ONLY ONE”
“BUT I WANT MORE THAN ONE”
it just gets better and better
HORRIFYING
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GLEE TONIGHT. I CAN'T I SIMPLY CAN NOT.
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breakyou-down replied to your post: So I made the Pines house on Sims3
omfg
I legit quit the game without saving because I didn’t want them to remember that.
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So I made the Pines house on Sims3
And the residents are myself, my two bigs, and my little.
And this morning, I was playing it, and Sim me went skinny dipping… and then Sim little brother decided to skinny dip too.
D=
Brb scrubbing my eyes out forever.
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"Rocks, sticks, rivers... Needa come out here with...
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27 Rules for Conquering the Gym!
fierce-fit-fabulous:
1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.
2. Give yourself a goal. Maybe you want to lose 10 pounds. Maybe you want to quarterback the New York Jets into the playoffs. But be warned: Losing 10 pounds is hard.
3. Develop a gym routine. Try to go at least...
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I don't know how I fooled myself into thinking...
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EVERYONE IN THE BOSTON AREA. IT'S GORGEOUS OUT....
Later, taking my own advice.
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theatomicboom:
remember that time in catching fire where katniss thought finnick was making out with an unconscious peeta when he was really giving him cpr
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blaineandersons:
Naya/Darren rapping
Friendly reminder
Soon
